As you’ve seen, this feature isn’t supported directly in Asana; Portfolios, a Business tier feature, is available but quite different.
Asana2Go (disclaimer: I’m the creator) does offer most or all of what you’re asking for out of the box using the Projects Dashboard standard report:
The most recent status (project’s Progress tab status) is shown, other metadata comes from that Progress tab, and you can put whatever you want in the Description for each project as explained in the article/video.
All though the screenshot shows three projects on a row, the output is responsive so you can reduce the width to accommodate only one project and then print all your projects at once that way.
What’s shown is a standard report but it’s able to be duplicated and altered to your exact needs. This requires some basic HTML/CSS/templating knowledge, or I offer this custom service (just message me offline).
Larry