The first Asana joke. Ever.

Two Asana subtasks requested a meeting with their boss, the parent task.

  • Subtasks: “We are done!”
  • Parent task : “I don’t care.”

Congratulations, you heard the fist Asana joke, ever, I believe! If you laughed, congratulations again, you are an Asana geek :slightly_smiling_face:


Hahaha very good! The first Asana joke - that’s worth making a big to-do over.


I have another one in my bag, saved it for later.

@Bastien_Siebman Bring it! We need more laughs.

Two tasks are discussing during their usual Sunday BBQ. A regular task is saying to a recurring one: “I hate my job right now. You are lucky because tomorrow you get to start fresh”


Good try :slight_smile:

:rofl: does that mean it’s not funny? :rofl:

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I like it @Bastien_Siebman however I think there is room for improvement, but I definitely value the effort. I am behind it, bravo :clap:

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You’ll get a free ticket to my standup comedy show =) :rofl:


If I had to choose, I’d grade your jokes “as an A.”


I couldn’t think of a joke, but wrote a fable about another subtask.

A subtask walked up to his parent and said … “I’m leaving”
The parent said, but wait, let’s get you assigned to someone before you leave, I’m worried about you. She ran out of the parent’s room into the project where they both lived and shouted … “I said I’m leaving, don’t follow me” and left the project.

This was a sad day, little subtask was never to be seen by anyone again.

Moral of the story, don’t let your kids leave home without someone to look after them, they may be lost for ever.


:rofl: good one!

Definitely my first asana laugh.

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Agreed. @Bastien_Siebman needs a flying unicorn.

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I’d suggest trying something along the reincarnation theme :laughing:

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